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Captains number thirteen
In the Soul Reaper's world
How to tell them apart:
Is their hair straight or curled?
We'll start with Old Yama
He's a truly old fart
Even though he knows all the
Shinigami Demon Arts
He's rather quite boring
So let's move to Squad 2
Where the captain's named Soi Fon
And her hair's black, not blue
She's pretty and looks Asian
And packs a good kick
Her martial arts skills
Are what make her tick.
Next we'll discuss
Smily Ichimaru Gin
His sword shoots at people
And his heart's made of tin.
He acts like a snake
And he bites like one too
Rukia's scared of him
He's creepy, that's true.
Retsu Unohana
Has a rather long braid
That goes around her neck
She's a boring old maid
Next, Aizen Sousuke
There's not much to say
He's a child molester
And should die every day
Now we reach the sixth squad
The best of the lot
For the Captain's Byakuya
And he's extremely hot.
He's strong and he's smart
Though sometimes he's cruel
But when fangirls see him
All of them drool.
The captain of seventh
Has a bear for a head
Anyone who he's mad at
Is better off dead.
Shunsui Kyoraku
Is captain of Eight
Him to pretty girls
Is like fish to a bait
Kaname Tousen
Is yet another bad guy
He's blind but he knows
If you're truthful, or you lie
Little mister Snowy
Hitsugaya Toshiro
He's the only kid captain
And young Momo's hero.
Division Eleven
Is lead by Zaraki
On his back rides Yachiru
And he's partial to sake
And the penultimate squad's
Captain is quite strange
Mayuri Kurotsuchi
Acts like he's deranged
Jushiro Ukitake
Leads the last squad
He's got lovely hair
And a rather dumpy bod.
In the Soul Reaper's world
How to tell them apart:
Is their hair straight or curled?
We'll start with Old Yama
He's a truly old fart
Even though he knows all the
Shinigami Demon Arts
He's rather quite boring
So let's move to Squad 2
Where the captain's named Soi Fon
And her hair's black, not blue
She's pretty and looks Asian
And packs a good kick
Her martial arts skills
Are what make her tick.
Next we'll discuss
Smily Ichimaru Gin
His sword shoots at people
And his heart's made of tin.
He acts like a snake
And he bites like one too
Rukia's scared of him
He's creepy, that's true.
Retsu Unohana
Has a rather long braid
That goes around her neck
She's a boring old maid
Next, Aizen Sousuke
There's not much to say
He's a child molester
And should die every day
Now we reach the sixth squad
The best of the lot
For the Captain's Byakuya
And he's extremely hot.
He's strong and he's smart
Though sometimes he's cruel
But when fangirls see him
All of them drool.
The captain of seventh
Has a bear for a head
Anyone who he's mad at
Is better off dead.
Shunsui Kyoraku
Is captain of Eight
Him to pretty girls
Is like fish to a bait
Kaname Tousen
Is yet another bad guy
He's blind but he knows
If you're truthful, or you lie
Little mister Snowy
Hitsugaya Toshiro
He's the only kid captain
And young Momo's hero.
Division Eleven
Is lead by Zaraki
On his back rides Yachiru
And he's partial to sake
And the penultimate squad's
Captain is quite strange
Mayuri Kurotsuchi
Acts like he's deranged
Jushiro Ukitake
Leads the last squad
He's got lovely hair
And a rather dumpy bod.
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Drunk Hitsugaya
Matsumoto sighed; once again her captain had yelled at her for drinking sake in the middle of the day. He was pretty pissed and Matsumoto felt like she was shrinking while her captain kept getting louder and louder. He had given her an ultimatum, stop drinking while she was on the job or dont show her face until she was sober.
So what was poor Rangiku Matsumoto supposed to do? Stop drinking
Pffft as if
Hmm, sake is more or less transparent. She could transfer it over to water bottles and say she started drinking water, yeah that could work, and the captain wouldnt notice a thing, right? Right?
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It was a
Literature
Mom and Daughter Bleach Debate
D1. Shigekuni Genryuusai
Me: He's over 2000 years old!
Mom: I guess God doesn't want him back...
Chojiro Sasakibe
Me: ...
Mom: is that a priest?
D2. Soifon
Mom: this is a girl right?
Me: yes
Mom: now why is it that in these shows the girls have short hair and
the guys have long hair? now what's wrong with that culture?
Me: she has two braids in the back...
Marechiyo Omaeda
Mom: Now why is he holding that spike-ball? Maybe it's stuck up his
nuts if you know what i mean...
D3. Gin Ichimaru
Me: well?
Mom: where are his eyes?! OMG he's got woman's eyebrows!
Me: he has eyes, he just keeps them slightly open. he's called foxface
Literature
Espada Guide Part 1: Meeting
Hello! I am the new Espada >.<
I have been asked by Aizen (...sama...-.-) to document what it's like to be a new Espada! Just so he doesn't have to plough through a load of crap when new Espadas come on! So here is my diary! >.
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All of you who get confused with the thirteen captains, here's your study guide!
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AWESOME!!! XD